Sunday, September 16, 2012

Bella the Black

Challenge #11: Write a story titled, "My Journey on a Pirate Ship."

My Journey on a Pirate Ship

     Seven friends embarked on a not so mystical quest to explore the seven seas. This journey begins with hardships and desperation as so many pirate sagas do. It was a bleak year in Archipiélago de Colón as the hurricane season endured well beyond its normal terrorizing reign. Huts were destroyed and tourism halted as the seas raged over the typically serene island of Baltra. Citizens of this small nation had persevered through centuries of hard times and always prevailed. 2008 was proving to be more of a challenge than years past. As Baltra's hopes of redemption and revival blew away with the gusting winds, seven friends decided to brave the tumultuous currents and save their beloved home. I am one of the seven and this is our story.

I should introduce you to my friends and tell you a little bit about myself first. My name is Inigo (and no my last name is not montoya) and I am 23 years of age. My parents are of Spanish decent and visited Baltra of the Galapagos Islands on their honeymoon before falling in love with its quaint atmosphere and moving here permanently. Mechanic is my trade and how I met two of my best friends, Isabella and Alejo. They are brother and sister and we have been compadres since meeting at freshman orientation eight years ago. Alejo is quiet and extremely shy around new acquaintances. He has a passion for anything zoology related, which made Baltra the ideal location to pursue his career. Immediately following a bachelor's at the Galapagos Academice Institute for the Arts & Sciences (GAIAS) Alejo began an internship as a research assistant for behavioral ecology of Chelonoidis Nigra (giant tortoise). His sister Isabella is the exact opposite of Alejo. She is engaging and exuberant. It is impossible not to smile in her presence. If you saw her on the street you would never assume that she works alongside me at the shop. Isa's (pronounce Iza) specialty is carburetors, but she can handle all things car. She is also the love of my life. 

Esteban is the fourth member of our group of seven and Isa's boyfriend. In case you haven't interred, she is unaware of my undying devotion. E is one of the coolest people you will ever be around. After five minutes in his charismatic presence if you don't walk away his new best friend then you'd be the first, including myself. From the moment I met him, I was instantly drawn to E and the ease he has about him. When not wooing companions to his side he works with Alejo at the national park as a ranger. Another park ranger and the fifth member of our crew is Tomas. Tomas is the class clown of the group. Immature antics win him as many friends as breed him enemies. He is an extreme; you either love and adore him or you despise him. Obviously we all adore his boyish spirit. Tomas leads tour groups through the national park and uses his humor to entertain and leave tourists ready to plan their return trips. 

Speaking of tourists, meet Lola and Pascual. The two love birds complete the troupe of seven. Pascual and Lola have been married just 3 years, but they have love that will last a lifetime. Their infectious optimism creates the perfect atmosphere for running their bed and breakfast, Tortuga Bay. Lola is business savvy and runs the fiscal side of things and day-to-day items. Pascual is more inclined to focus on the big picture. This dynamic duo know everyone on Baltra and joined our seven after Esteban spent a weekend in their B&B during a particularly rough rainy season. E struck up their friendship instantly and the rest is history.

Now several years and many rainy seasons later, the seven of us are faced with the devastation that has hit Baltra and the conundrum of how to move forward. We decided to abandon Baltra and sail to Ecuador and take shelter there until a permanent course of action could be planned. Thursday morning came and we boarded an abandoned cruise ship to escape what was left of our beloved Baltra. This is the point where our luck goes from bad to worse. Sure, we started out promisingly enough. Our newly commandeered ship was sturdy and withstood the torrential downpours and heavy winds. What we didn't plan on was our encounter with Captain Greaves, first name Bella. 

She didn't have a black beard, but possessed a black heart to accompany her dark-as-night curls. Instead of a cliche parrot as her companion, a raven crested her shoulder at all times. Pale white skin was the only part of Captain Greaves that wasn't ebon. Her band of misfits boarded our dainty ship during the night and we awoke in chains aboard The Black Swan. We soon came to call her Bella the Black. When you looked into her charcoal eyes you could feel your soul darkening. 

Weeks passed and we had grown gaunt on a diet of water and the occasional cracker. Our muscles had but atrophied from remaining chained to the mast day and night. Bella and her crew went out on an excursion to pillage a small island and left a handful of crew members to monitor us. Using hushed tones and speaking in broken French we orchestrated a plan similar to a coup d'Etat. We weren't overthrowing the government, but overthrowing we were. 

E began phase one of the plan: seduction. Even the blackest of hearts can be brought to life again with a sexy grin from Esteban. He started off small, offering to do chores for her until he had won his freedom as her personal servant. E serviced her needs on deck and in her quarters. Isa wept silently each night as creaks and moans could be heard from the ecstasy that was pumping Bella the Black's dark heart back to a flush red color. I whispered reassurances to her that Esteban was doing this so we might survive and that he loved her and no one else. She wiped away my consolations with her tears as her head sagged down on my shoulder. In those moments, as I felt the gentle wisps of her hair caressing my face I was intoxicated on her natural scent. I wanted to fall asleep with her next to me every night for as long as I lived. During these cruel circumstances where my world was falling apart, I clung to the feeble moments that kept me alive. 

Just as the tormentous nights seemed as if they would become our existence, never ceasing or waning, a glimmer of hope was allowed to form. The ship crested over a particularly large wave and on the horizon was land. This land was inhabited and buildings could be seen lining the shore. To us it was a welcome chance at escape and to Bella and her crew it was a chance to pillage and plunder. We were both elated. And to everyone's surprise, and relief, Esteban suggested that Bella and her band of scallywags celebrate the upcoming pillage and get rip-roaringly drunk on grog. With all the crew members focused on how much rum was left in their bottles our quiet whispers went unnoticed.


We needed a plan. And thanks to E we had time to gather our wits and create our escape. The island was a day's journey away which meant the Bella would begin her invasion the following night in the cover of darkness. Alejo had been able to lift a small knife during an earlier beating and had it hidden. It was established that Alejo would cut Tomas, Pascual and his bonds tonight and be poised to cut ours the following night. The three men would appear to still be tied to the mast during the day. Pillage night we would wait until the majority of the crew was ashore doing their worst. At this moment Alejo would free Iza, Lola and myself while Tomas and Pascual thwarted the remaing few crew members and stole their weapons. We would quickly tie them up in our places. Now for the tricky part; we would don clothes from the captured few and take the last boat to shore. From afar it would appear that another group of Bella's party was heading to her aide.

Once ashore, we would act as if pillagers and head toward homes with torches ablaze. We would discreetly slip out of the raid and meet on the far side of the island. There was no way to select a meeting location. We just had to hope that we saw one another again. Esteban was to be found by Tomas (he was the closest resembling a pirate and would be able to get near E without being detected) and told of our plan.

Sun rose slowly over the fast approaching island and we had to force ourselves to remain dour and look the part of captives. Hours crept past and the longest day was coming to a close. Our plan was in action. Bella had become preoccupied with her raid on the village and left only 3 men to guard us. As their boats reached shore Alejo leapt to release us of our restraints and Pascual and Tomas attacked the three men left. It went by in a blur and both came out unscathed and with weapons since we had succeeded in catching them off guard. We headed to the island and no alarm was raised.

What we hadn't counted on was the angry villagers defending their homes against anyone they assumed was a pirate. We took off running in various directions. Lola and Pascual headed straight through the center of town and Alejo took off towards the East. Tomas headed Southeast toward Bella and where he hoped Esteban would be. Iza stood frozen until I grabbed her arm and dragged her West with me. I gave up the pretense of burning anything and immediately dropped my torch and headed for the nearest cluster of jungle. As we reached the edge of the dense trees I felt relief. Suddenly a glimmer of silver caught my eye and I reacted with just enough time to shove Iza away from the sword blow as it slammed down on my left arm. The blade left a four inch gash in my forearm. There was no time to consider the immense amount of pain; I could only react as I evaded blow after blow. Finally I was able to duck under his swing and grab him around the chest slamming him into the sand. From that position I was able to pin him and wrestle the sword free. Without thinking I buried the blade deep between his ribs. He breathed his last breaths as I picked Iza up from the sand and ran frantically into the brush.

It felt like hours but we had only been running for twenty minutes. Iza slumped to the ground in exhaustion. With the poor diet we had been receiving on the ship, she was struggling to go any further. Somehow I carried forward from sheer desparation or determination, I don't know which. Whatever drove me didn't matter as I draped Iza across my right shoulder and trekked through the night. At dawn I collapsed on the edge of the jungle.

"Inigo! Wake up! Iza, Inigo wake up!" I was awoken by the sounds of Alejo yelling and shaking us. We had survived our plight and Alejo was alive! Quickly I sat up and looked around for the others. Alejo was the only one there. "Where are the others?" I asked. Alejo said he had no clue and told how he had reached the tree line with no interference and didn't face attack until halfway through his journey when a large animal pawed him in the back. He managed to scale the nearest tree and wait until morning when his predator had abandoned him to make a run for the beach. Now what to do?

We had only accounted for surviving, we didn't make any steps for salvation. Iza had come out of her shock and began her recovery by ripping off my other sleeve and making a bandage for my badly cut left arm. She then ordered Alejo and I to scavenge for firewood and wood for making a shelter. The three of us created a makeshift hut before looking for water. Alejo had passed a stream and was able to backtrack to its location we drank our fill and headed back to the beach to rest and see if anyone else in our party had materialized.

Lola was dragging a lifeless form down the beach as we arrived. Pascual had been killed and she couldn't leave him to the animals to tear apart. Instead she drug his body 8 miles so he would have a proper burial. She was rigid and had bags under her eyes from crying the night through. Lola was unable to tell us what happened without breaking down so we set about digging a trench for our beloved Pascual. That nigth we held a funeral and decided to start fresh tomorrow. Something had changed in all of us during our journey leading up to this. We were numb. How could we bury our friend as if it were routine. We had become cold and calculated. As I faded to sleep that night I hoped that this wasn't to become our new reality.

Morning renewed my faith when it was evident that we were all affected by the death of Pascual and were just being cold to hold it together. Today was not the moment to let it go, we must push the pain to the depths and focus on our issues at the surface. We needed to get off the island and soon. The villagers that remained would not react kindly to us, thinking we were pirates. Tomas and Esteban were still unaccounted for. The decision to leave without them was hard, but we couldn't survive here for long. We unanimously opted to wait one week before setting course for the mainland. Iza had not been in shock as I first thought the night we came ashore. She was staring at signs in the town to uncover any clues as to our location. We were on Puna Island off the coast of Ecuador. Alejo lit up! We were only 25 miles from the Manglares Churute Ecological Reserve. He had considered doing a fellowship there before settling on the Galapagos instead. He knew a friend named Rafe who was working there and would be able to help us out. Cheers erupted among the group when the realization that safety was so near.

We set about crafting our raft and collecting food to bring on our journey. Lola fashioned a container for stream water from plastic used to collect tree sap she found on several trees in the jungle. Iza and I began weaving palm fronds into a floor liner of the raft that Alejo were building. We settled into a bit of a routine over the next several days. Each day spent weaving palm fronds with Iza only strengthened the love and respect I had for her. She continued to delight me even in the most dire of circumstances. Every night I watched her cry herself to sleep and longed to console her. She was so strong in front of everyone else. I was the only one who witnessed her silent pain from wondering what happened to Esteban. I could tell that the damage he'd done by being with Bella intimately for so long was irrevocable, but she still cared for the man she used to love.

The night before we set sail had finally arrived and there was still no sign of Tomas or Esteban. Lola had finally told us how Pascual had passed away. She said they were lighting houses on fire and participating in mayhem to blend in when another pirate noticed her. Bella was the only woman on the ship that was part of the crew and he recognized Lola. Pascual told her to run and he'd follow her. She began running but turned back to see if he was with her. As she turned she saw the pirates jump Pascual and bludgeon him to death. She waited until daybreak and drug his body into the cover with her. She said she considered killing herself and almost did, but this little bird started humming above her. The bird was singing Pascual's favorite song and as Lola looked up the bird made eye contact and then flew toward the depths of the jungle almost beckoning her. She swears to this day that it was her Pascual helping her to go on and telling her it was going to be alright. Lola said she just began walking, following the sound of that bird until she reached our hut.

Fireside talk was about Pascual that evening and all the wonderful things he been as a friend and husband, all the moments he made us laugh and silly memories we had shared with him. There was a peace about our group as we said goodnight. I was feeling some semblance of normality start to creep back into my life. I was watching the fire die down when Iza crept beside me. "I just want to be held Inigo. I am leaving the man I thought I loved behind and I'm out of tears. I just need you to tell me it's going to be alright and hold me," she whispered. I wrapped her in my arms and told her promises of protection and safe travels. And when I was certain she was alseep I whispered softly, "Iza I will always love you," before fading to sleep.

Boarding the raft we were somber. A last farewell was said to Pascual. Iza left the necklace she always wore tied to a post of our hut. Esteban had given her the chain on their one year anniversary and she wanted for him or Tomas to know we'd stayed here. Rowing in silence we moved further and further from shore. We rotated who rowed and who slept so that our raft was always moving forward. Four uneventful days later and we saw land. Our joy was quickly snuffed out as we recognized the black flag flapping on the mast of the ship we had escaped less than two weeks ago. Apparently Bella the Black had the same idea as us to head towards Ecuador. Fate accepted we continued to row toward the coast knowing that retreat was death. We had no drinkable water left and had only the choice to continue to row towards our imprisonment.

Bella and Esteban rowed out to meet our raft. "Have you seen Tomas?" we all questioned E immediately. "I murdered the filthy rat as I am about to do to the lot of you," was his reply. How could E, our E, be so cruel? They took us back to the ship in chains our mouths still agape from the horror that E had uttered. We were lined up and told that we'd be walking the plank. Lola was first, followed by Alejo, then Iza and finally myself. The one privilege we were granted before our demise was an utterance of final words.

"It has been an honor to know the three of you and I am content with the years I did get to spend with Pascual. God have mercy on your soul, Esteban," stated Lola as she leapt to her death.

Alejo began, "Rot in hell..." But before he could finish his statement Bella and E slumped to the deck, both stabbed through with a sword. Lo and behold it was Tomas and the rest of the pirates. There was mutiny on deck. Tomas had convinced the crew that they were better than some woman who cared only about her love for Esteban and not the needs of the crew. They decided to revolt when Bella was distracted. What had really happened on the island was E stabbing a pirate that resembled Tomas. Tomas saw this and hid out amongst the lower ranking pirates to not be noticed.

But Lola! Why had Tomas waited for her to jump? Angrily we turned on Tomas until we paused long enough to notice the new Captain glaring us down. "I can't have anyone thinking I am weak and let civilians escape my ship," threatened Filipe the Fiery, "Overboard all of you!" Tomas winked and jumped the plank. We all followed suit trusting him to come through once more. What other choice did we have?

We were greeted with Lola and a rowboat. Tomas had slipped her a key to her shackles before we were made to walk the plank. She simply unlocked her chains and boarded the boat Tomas had left tied up to that side of the ship. Soon we were all aboard the small rowboat and watching our chains float to the bottom of the ocean.Iza was very quiet as Alejo and I picked up the oars and paddled with everything we had left toward the refuge that Manglares Churute Ecological Reserve offered. Our boat crested the shore at dusk and we crawled wearily up the bank and passed out.

Six miles later, we reached the gates to the Reserve. Rafe was still working there and was sent for immediately. Warm beds, cold water and filling food were provided. After resting for a few days we attempted to put our lives back together as best as possible. Rafe said there was work to be found for Alejo and Tomas if they wanted it. Both men decided to stay on at the MCER and continue working doing the research and entertaining the loved most. Lola couldn't bear to return to the island where her and Pascual had spent the majority of their time together. She felt called to instead return home to Machala, Peru and eventually she opened a bird sanctuary there.She never remarried. But she valued her friendships and it was only an hour and a half drive to visit Tomas and Alejo, a journey she made every other month. Tomas and Alejo drove to visit her the months between her visits. They remain very close to this day.

I wanted nothing to do with the old life I lead on Baltra and decided to make my way toward Monteverde and work in a mechanic shop until I had saved up enough to have my own garage. Iza decided to go with me to Monteverde. At the time I assumed it was because she would be able to get work there and would like a familiar face. It wasn't until one night about a year later I realized the true reason she had followed me there. We had been working late on a tricky carburetor and decided to grab some beers and take a break. "Did you mean what you whispered to me?" she quizzed me. "What? When did I whisper something to you?" I responded in confusion. Iza didn't falter, "The night before we left Puna Island you whispered to me. Do you still mean it?" She had been awake! The realization flooded me that she had heard me profess my love. "Well?" she asked after I didn't respond for several minutes. "Iza I will always love you," I whispered to her once more as i gently kissed her. It was the sweetest kiss I had ever tasted. After our kiss ended she leaned in and whispered in return, "Inigo I will always love you."

Eight months later we had a small ceremony performed on Puna Island. The preacher and three guests attended. And that is how my journey on a pirate ship defined the man I would become and the life I would lead. It was the hardest journey I have had to make and it caused me much pain, but without that pirate ship there would be no Iza and I. And our union has brought me much joy over the years.

Our once seven friends are now only five. Yet somehow there is still joy.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

And So It Begins. . .

The journey known as student teaching (*ahem...I mean my internship) has commenced. For years I have refused to let go of my skinny jeans and tees. I mean who cares if I look cute or professional as long as I feel comfortable?!? Not me! However, the sole purpose of going back for my Master's degree is to obtain a job so I decided to suck it up and buy "adult" clothes. To give you some insight, the only pair of dress pants I own are from my senior year of high school (only 8 years old, no big), I own absolutely no button-ups and the only blazer I was familiar with was made by Chevrolet. Wallet in hand, I set off for the mall to buy key pieces to my teacher wardrobe. Luckily, I must have a librarian fetish (I'm guessing since I am addicted to books hence libraries that the cardigans are a symbol of happiness from childhood), I already owned 15 cardigans and that was one less item to stock up on. One hour later and a few dollars lighter I had completed the transition from college bum to respectable adult. Banana Republic was a haven of sales and I got 4 pairs of dress pants for $100. That is an amazing deal and I was pretty impressed with myself. Now that I had the easy part out of the way I had to wear my cute new threads and complete the hard part: teaching 8 year olds. 

I have been very fortunate to be assigned to the perfect third grade teacher to help me grow. She is energetic, open to new ideas and encouraging; but she isn't afraid to offer advice, constructive criticism or jump in when I'm in over my head. Going in I knew I would like my kids, but I already adore all the precious students in my class. Every single one has a sweet spirit and most disruptions are misguided energy or need of affection. Welcoming would be the word I would use to describe students, teachers and overall feel of my first placement. 

Enough with the birds singing and now down to the nitty gritty. I am exuberant at the opportunity provided by this experience. I feel overwhelmed by the quantity of effort I am putting in to making this semester successful. School has always come easy to me so I am learning how to teach students who struggle or don't love being there. It is challenging, but I love it so much. For the past year and a half I have worked in food and it lacked any sort of mental stimulation. It is exhausting to have my mind functioning at full force again. Exhausting, but I am embracing every minute.

Monday was my first day to teach every subject. Now on Thursday I have grown and learned so much in just 4 days. Stepping in front of the classroom has defined my strengths and weaknesses more clearly. My overall feeling about my first week is positive. I faced challenges and overcame some. I failed at moments, BUT I strove forward and gained experience. Perseverance is a thing of value in my eyes. While I am not a savant, I also don't totally suck either. 

Week 1-2 Lesson: Patience, perseverance and passion are the pathways toward achieving potential. 

Quote: Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours.
     -Orison Swett Marden

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Back in Black?

Challenge #10: Ironman & Batman get stuck in an elevator, describe in 200 words

"Seriously?!?" Bruce grumbled beating his fists against iron doors.

"Careful with the suit, bat. You should be used to the dark shouldn't you?" Ironman's retort echoed in the broken elevator.

Stark caught a glimpse of the irritation on Bruce's face, the portion you could see, as lights flickered. Why Stark and Wayne were in their body armor was yet to be determined.

"Why are you here in Gotham?" Wayne questioned Tony.

Mr. Stark responded, "I am intrigued by the astute intellect of Lucius Fox and have a meeting with him. I dressed as Ironman so he could examine my armor, but why aren't you caped? Aren't you known as the 'Caped Crusader'?"

"I prefer 'Dark Knight'," whispered Batman as lights flickered again, revealing he'd donned his suit. "Usually when Lucius has something for me it comes in black, not red."

"Sorry to disappoint," Tony smirked.

A distant whirring sound was accompanied by a jolt as the elevator began moving once more.

"Afternoon gentlemen," Lucius greeted them as the elevator doors glided open. "I wanted you both present because Wayne Enterprises has created what I refer to as 'The Iron Bat',"

"One question. Does it come in red?" quizzed the Armored Avenger. 

Monday, July 16, 2012

Zombie Love Story (Part 3)

Jeff's arm was still throbbing hours later and the beads of sweat dripping down his face stung the cut above his left eye with each salty drop. Skyler was in much better shape with only a few scratches on his arms and neck from their morning adventure. Jeff and Skyler rarely talked because the highway was extremely dangerous. They encountered the occasional rogue death creature and needed to keep focused. They agreed it was better to be silent and watchful on this portion of their trek.

Normally Jeff used these long periods of quiet to think about how much ammo they had left, how much longer before they would reach Austin and compare different routes to the army post and potential dangers they would meet. But today he could think of nothing but Elise and the touch of her slender fingers twisting through his coarse black hair. How he longed to return to simpler times and their weekly meetings at Mrs. Millie's book store.

That store was where they had met and where he had fallen in love with Elise and her lighthearted personality. Their relationship progressed as all relationships do with ups and downs and transitioned from dating to living together over the course of two years. Jeff had planned a special trip to Florida for their anniversary because living in South Dakota one dreams of two things: an escape to any place warm and moving anywhere else.

Florida was sunny and splendid. It was exactly how Jeff had dreamed and it had reached the night that would change his life forever. He was going to ask Elise to marry him at sunset. He had prepared to read several lines from Elise's favorite book Pride and Prejudice and had been fiddling with the ring in his pocket all afternoon. He would start by quoting, "I cannot fix on the hour, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun," that Mr. Darcy uses to describe his feelings toward Elizabeth. He would then follow by telling Elise of how she transfixed him from the moment he first laid eyes on her crouched in the floor of Mrs. Millie's. He would give her a copy of Pride and Prejudice as their anniversary gift. Inscribed on the front flap would be the words, Elise will you marry me?

Sunset was approaching as Elise and Jeff strolled down the shoreline. In one hand they held their shoes in the other hand the held each other. As the waves lapped over their toes and the sun sank below the distant horizon Jeff dropped to one knee. Elise was never more beautiful than in that moment. As he glanced down to his pocket to pull the ring he heard Elise moan, "Nooo," instead of the desired yes he longed for. Despair clutched his heart as he slowly raised his face toward hers. But she was no longer before him. Elise was instead fleeing down the beach.

Jeff collapsed into the sand and clung to the sandals Elise had carelessly dropped in her haste to escape. Heartbroken and soaked from the waves he made his way back to their hotel to find their room empty and not a trace she had been there with him for three days prior. A note scribbled onto a torn sheet of paper was left on the dresser. A scrap piece of paper and 2 worn sandals were all that remained of his love.

The paper had lost its crisp feeling and there were many layers of crinkles from being stuffed in various places. But the words would be engraved in Jeff's being until he took his last breath. He reached into his zippered front pocket just to feel something amid the numbness that was his life after she left him. Two years had passed since that day and now the world was as dark as his heart and filled with death creatures. After giving Elise his heart and soul, body and mind all she had left him with was eleven measly words: "Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure." What the hell was he supposed to take from that. Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy and the whole lot could die with his hopes, Jeff thought.

Angrily he crumpled the note once more and shoved it deep into his backpack. He forced his thoughts back to Skyler and their trip. Thinking of Elise was useless and so he thought instead of strategy and where he and Skyler would spend the night. There was still part of him with a will to live and so for that tiny portion he pressed forward. Toward Austin. Toward safety. Toward a new future. Toward hope.

(to be continued...)

Links to Part 1 and Part 2 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Mini Mustache Mimic

 Okay so this is just a silly post to brag about how proud my little nephew Elijah has made me!! I taught the Booski how to make a mustache using his finger. As you can see from the photo evidence on the left he hasn't quite grasped the placement yet, but is close. I also brought him an adorable onesie (seen below) that has a mustache and says "Little Man" that is the coolest shirt ever. That was phase one. Phase two of my plan for mustache domination was asking Eli where his mustache was and teaching him to either point to his shirt or make a finger stache. On his own accord he had every member of my family go around and show their staches. This really cemented the concept in his mind.

Proud moment: Eli forced his mom and dad to show him their staches to start their day this past weekend that I was home. Then, as if he could make me prouder, Booski attended a birthday party and proceeded to walk around showing off his stache to the other little ones in attendance. He is going to be really awesome or really weird as an adult thanks to my influence. I'm rooting for the perfect mixture of both.




As you can see to the left, Booski's technique has vastly improved and he is demonstrating quality staches for photographic evidence.




I also got my Grandma and 2 of my sisters (Em and HB) in on the craze. The next step will be to actually draw the shape of a mustache on his finger so he can be a miniature and adorable hipster. Oh the magical day that happens!

Happy Mustaching to all yall out there :{D




Monday, March 19, 2012

March Madness

<3 I love basketball. I have been blessed to have 4 best friends and a mom who share my passion. This weekend Nashville hosted 6 games from the second and third rounds of the NCAA Men's Division 1 tournament and I got to attend every single one of them.

First a moment of silence to honor my beloved Blue Devils who fell to Lehigh and broke my heart.

Moving right along. It is only appropriate that Young MC's "Bust A Move" is playing on my Pandora station currently because many moves were made over this glorious weekend (Most were on the court, but quite a few were by Hunter on the dance floor). If you enjoy basketball I urge you to treat yourself to this experience in the future. It is magical.

Friday night I went with Bur, Hunter & Bubba and we decided to have at least one person cheering for each team to make it more exciting since all our teams were playing in other regions (or other tournaments, NIT Hunter, NIT). Texas vs. Cincinnati started off the madness and the battle of the bands. Hook 'Em Horns. As you know I have horrible taste in teams and my bracket now resembles a game of MASH, everything is pretty much crossed out. Cincy stole my heart with their colorful socks as seen below.

After the Cincy victory we watched St. Bonaventure hang in until the bitter end against Florida State. Bur and I were Bonnie fans immediately and memorized the team roster after browsing our program. We were feeling the double digits, 44 & 11, as well as Schmidt (coach). The Bonnie crowd was amazing because their school paid for everything if the students bought their ticket to the game. Bubba Girls were prevalent on their cheer squad so he had to love them a little even though he was rooting for Florida State. This game was so much fun because Bur and I made up stats and detailed information about all the players and were cheering for them by name and invented nicknames within 5 minutes of the first half. My boy Conger did not perform like he normally does and only got on the board from free throws until it was too late. But Bur's favorite Andrew was picking up the slack and with the assistance of Cook keeping a win a possibility.

The bands were a great feature of this tournament. I was thoroughly impressed with the tuba players of Ohio and the drummers of Florida State. They made all the timeouts and halftimes extremely entertaining.
We finished out the night by watching South Florida beat Temple and Ohio beat Michigan.

Sunday was round three and I went with my Momma to this set of games. We got to witness Ohio battle South Florida and ended the night with a down to the wire victory for Cincy over Florida State. It was all around great basketball and every single game was close. I couldn't have asked for a better time.

This picture highlights the 2 girls diagonally behind us that were the only downside to the entire weekend. Pretty sure they were 14 and one hundred percent sure I wanted to murder them. These squeaky bearcat fans decided that squealing/screeching after EVERY SINGLE play was a brilliant plan and were oblivious to the entire section moving as far from them as possible. Also, they were complete idiots and cheered multiple times for the wrong team, cheered even when the call went against their team, and knew absolutely nothing about Cincy. Jesus really tested me and tried to make me break my Lent promise of no alcohol with a tragic Duke loss on Friday followed by dumb and loud mice behind me for 5 hours on Sunday. Luckily I was able to hold strong and not give in to my temptation to drink or to stab them. I will count it as a victory.

I had so much fun spending 2 full days watching excellent basketball and hanging out with the people I love most in the world. My gorgeous Momma and my crazy and hilarious boys: RJ, Bubba, Bur & Hunter.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I Triple Dog Dare You

Grade school was the time when we were fearless. Someone triple dog dared you to do something and you just did it, no questions asked. Those were the rules and we followed them for countless dares. Now that we are older, when dared or thinking of taking a risk we weigh all the potential consequences and consider is it really worth it. Too often we settle for our comfort zone and become stagnant. Stop.

My favorite Bible story since childhood (and to this day) is of Shadrach, Meshach & Abednego in the book of Daniel. These 3 men refuse to bow down to King Nebuchadnezzar and stay true to their faith. The King throws them into a fire so hot that the guards throwing them in died. But the reason I love this story is that the King sees not 3, but 4 men among the flames. Jesus was with them and they came out unscathed. This passage has offered me a multitude of inspiration over the years.

Back to risks. I am not advising you to use the logic of your 10 year old self, but the courage. Just as Shadrach, Meshach & Abednego took a risk in standing up for what they believed in, I encourage you to stay firm in your beliefs and take risks accordingly.

Franklin D. Roosevelt said it best, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." This quote is so poignant  and personal. As a little girl I was deathly terrified of dogs. Our house was being renovated and had scaffolding outside and anytime a dog entered our backyard I would scream in terror and climb the scaffolding to avoid the vicious beast below. I did this for a while until one afternoon my little sister Sarah strutted right out to the dog and pet it like it was nothing. In that moment I knew I had to "man up" and face my fears. I forced myself to walk toward the mongrel while freaking out inside and pet it with a shaky hand. This was a great moment for my psyche because I realized that I could conquer my fears.

There are many risks in life that make our hearts race or our knees shake, but we can be successful. So I urge you, no. . . I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to take a risk and change your life for the better. Half the fun is not knowing what will happen. I leave you with quotes from more eloquent speakers than I to hopefully encourage you on your journey toward taking a risk:

No man is worth his salt who is not ready at all times to risk his well-being, to risk his body, to risk his life, in a great cause.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-Voltaire 

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