I LOVE Skeezy Things

I feel that if you are reading my blog you should know something about me on a personal level before continuing further. I LOVE, adore, embrace, appreciate, and celebrate all things skeezy. Okay well, most things. This post is brought to you by the letter "M" as in mustaches and mullets. I can't tell you when I first realized that I had a problem of being physically drawn to mullets and skeezy mustaches. I'm talking 70s porn star staches not the mustaches that your middle-aged father sports. Although classy mustaches are nice, too. But my passion is the mustache that all the hipsters are bringing back with a vengeance. While I don't like hipsters, I can't help but look longingly at their finely cared for lip warmers.

I am also sure to force my friends to channel their love of stache and don fake ones with me. I have amazing friends and family who readily gift me with sticky staches. Here I am with HB and Em rocking the sweet sticky staches that Emma gifted me for my latest birthday!

And below I am celebrating Rob's birthday with some extra staches. Foster, Rob, fake mustaches, and I always have a swell time. As the tree shows mustaches are appropriate for every season and special occasion or holiday festivities.

Oh and then there are always the products. Yes, that is me with a

mustache band-aid. I can't say I wasn't thrilled when I cut my leg and

was able to don this little treasure:

Side note: I wore it the whole day watching some friends play in a softball league and had a pretty impressive tan line for the following few weeks or so. I didn't care though because the mustache band-aid was worth every day of having a horrible tan.

I also think mustaches are great accessories for any and all occasions. They go great with bringing in the New Year (Caleb and I had to take turns rocking this mustache) and are the perfect topping to an already awesome roadtrip. Tommy, Foster, and Rob showing off their

pretty phalanges with my artwork during our Daniel Tosh/ Chattanooga adventure. If ever an awkward silence had an immediate fix it would be the finger mustache and a camera. I can't count how many times I have taken pen to pinky to create a masterpiece.

Harry Potter midnight premiere with HB provided the perfect props for mustache action. Expecto Mustachio...all you need is some hangers sawed into wands and you've got mustache magic.

And last, but not least is the crafty applications that a mustache provides. As you can see to the left I have decorated a beloved pair of TOMS Shoes with mustache grafitti. And to the right

I have given SpongeBob (world's greatest cartoon) a dashing look with his sexy stache addition. As you can see I have a great appreciation and love for staches that are debonair or skeezy. I hope that this has allowed some insight into my psyche a bit more and made you love mustaches. So sport a mini mustache on your finger tomorrow and see what fun ensues :{D